Founder and CEO of JLS Trading Co.

Since 2012, JLS Trading Company has been making awesome products like this, this, and this (plus a ton of other great things).

We’re trying to create the best place to work on the planet (for a certain type of A-Player). We try really, really hard to only let in people who are smart, conscientious, and super nice, which makes for a pretty awesome environment.

If that sounds like something that appeals to you, check out our careers page for more info. You’ll probably like it. Or it will confirm for you that I’m a crazy person (which is true).

Tao of Johnny

I have written a lot of Standard Operating Procedures and guides for employees, friends, and family. You might find some of them to be of value. If you want to learn even more, consider getting a job with us, and you’ll get access to JLS University which, generally speaking, fundamentally transforms how people view and interact with the world. It’s pretty neat, in my humble opinion.

Background

I was born in beautiful Boulder, CO then moved to Charlotte, NC to attend Queens University. There, I studied political science and business, which were completely worthless, and graduated in 2007 into a wonderful economy. I got into real estate investing at approximately the worst possible time in history, which worked out great!

But fortunately, I eventually discovered E-Commerce and have been failing upward ever since.

Are You an Actual Hand Model?

Being a hand model is a state of mind, baby.

However, a friend in college said, “You got some pretty hands, boy.” Which I take as pretty strong evidence in favor of me being a hand model.

Also, my hands appear in some of our Amazon listing images, so yeah, I’m kind of a big deal.

Why Aren’t You on Social Media?

My short-lived TikTok dance career ended after an unfortunate encounter with Chris Hansen. Big Misunderstanding.

What Do Other People Say About You?

This is a representative sample.

Are You an Actual Crazy Person?

I feel like this page has made it pretty clear that I am, in-fact, totally normal and sane.

Contact

Send me an e-mail: Johnny@JohnnyLasater.com